The professor is one letter “A” away from spelling “Futurama”.
"what is your favorite thing about koala bears?"
"their meat is delicious"
Jim: So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.
Dwight: I don’t want to blow this. This is what all good law enforcement officers dream of. The chance to solve an actual crime.
Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants. And her new boyfriend seems awesome, if you’re into Indian people. I’m not.
No! They did it! They blew it up!
And then the apes blew up their society, too! How could this happen?!
And then the birds took over and ruined their society!
And the cows, and then…
I don’t know.Is that a slug maybe? Nooooo
Party in Room 308
“Hey, can you help me find Michael Scott?”