averybutteryblog:

The professor is one letter “A” away from spelling “Futurama”.

shared 8 months ago on July/30/2013, with 9 notes.
reblogged from averybutteryblog,

"what is your favorite thing about koala bears?"

"their meat is delicious"

shared 1 year ago on April/9/2013, with 4 notes.

shared 1 year ago on February/17/2013, with 237,541 notes.
reblogged from dundermifflinscranton, originally from sirmichaelscott.

Jim: So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.
(…)
Dwight: I don’t want to blow this. This is what all good law enforcement officers dream of. The chance to solve an actual crime.

shared 1 year ago on February/17/2013, with 642 notes.
reblogged from dundermifflinscranton, originally from movetheearth.

Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants. And her new boyfriend seems awesome, if you’re into Indian people. I’m not.

shared 1 year ago on January/5/2013, with 3,816 notes.
reblogged from dundermifflinscranton, originally from imthinkingtunnels.

sexymachine:

No! They did it! They blew it up!

And then the apes blew up their society, too! How could this happen?!

And then the birds took over and ruined their society!

And the cows, and then…

I don’t know.

Is that a slug maybe? Nooooo
shared 1 year ago on November/8/2012, with 62 notes.
reblogged from sexymachine,

"I want to squeeze them"

shared 1 year ago on November/8/2012, with 24 notes.

Party in Room 308

shared 1 year ago on November/8/2012, with 1,286 notes.
reblogged from dundermifflinscranton, originally from missanniehall.

“Hey, can you help me find Michael Scott?”

shared 1 year ago on November/8/2012, with 2,464 notes.
reblogged from simplystevecarell-deactivated20, originally from sirheisenberg.

shared 1 year ago on November/8/2012, with 248 notes.
reblogged from fynewnewyork,